When the morons in my ex-boyfriend's community college thought Video Music Box was coming down there. Xeroxes of a handwritten signs stating, "The Box LIVE 4pm in the gym" were posted all over the school. I said, "I don't think that's Video Music Box." He told me, "you listen to white music; what do you know about Video Music Box?" I said, "Well I know they ain't coming here! VMB would have used a logo, duh!" He grumbled, "Sister, you don't know what you're talking about!"

Of course, the mean side of me had to see this go down...

3 P.M.: I made sure that I got ringside seats for this one. Already, 200 kids showed up.

3:30 P.M.: "Hey Bilal... where the video cameras; where the lights?" With an icy glare, he responded, "They must be running late." "Aah... they're running on colored people time. Well, they're gonna be really late because they ain't coming" Dummy ex gives the :eyeroll:

4 P.M.: The gym was filled with almost 400 black students eagerly awaiting Video Music Box.

4:15 P.M.: Two white boys are setting up sound equipment. "So I guess, the Box is an EOE Bilal?" :eyeroll: from dummy. Meanwhile, a hundred more kids filtered in.

4:45 P.M. A petite white chick saunters up to the stage. Thanks everyone for being there and starts singing her song.

Imagine 500 hoodies with a dumbfounded look on their faces...
Priceless!

Mouths agape. They were so shocked they couldn't even cuss. I started laughing so hard and so loudly, I nearly pee'd myself!

After the first song, everyone walked out.

EX started to walk out too... "Oh no, no, no! You came here to see the Box. You gonna stay here and finish watching The Box. After all you know so much about hip-hop!" I taunted him further by speaking to "The Box" after their performance. This happened over a decade ago and I still LMAO thinking about it. If it's one thing I know it's old school hip-hop.

Enjoy the original theme song for Video Music Box (Whodini: Five Minutes of Funk):

P.S. Whodini also did "Freaks Come Out Night" Rest in peace Channel 31! You were the best channel around.